You can paste this directly into the description field: Ancient wisdom. Slightly bent. Confuse Us has lived long enough to know a few things. He's also lived long enough to know he doesn't. Inside Confuse Us Says are 101 original quacks of questionable wisdom about work money marriage family food aging friendship faith mistakes and the many strange ways people make life harder than it needs to be. Each observation starts somewhere near common sense wanders through a questionable decision or two and occasionally arrives at something suspiciously true. Along the way Confuse Us considers the realities of getting older surviving family gatherings going to work paying bills maintaining relationships making mistakes drinking coffee eating things we probably should not and learning lessons approximately five minutes after they would have been useful. The observations are paired with expressive vintage-inspired editorial cartoons creating a humor book that feels part crooked proverb collection part illustrated gift book and part accidental philosophy. Some will make you laugh. Some will make you nod. A few may explain your relatives. Confuse Us Says is made for readers who enjoy dry observational humor funny sayings everyday wisdom family humor aging humor workplace comedy and books that manage to make a point without taking themselves too seriously. Sit down. Pour a drink. Turn the page. He's got something to say.